How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
