Ambien. No doubt about it.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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