that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
