Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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