whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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