This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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