Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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