Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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