how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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