i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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