don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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