So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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