Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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