these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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