I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
