Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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