and you said cock pushups were impossible
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
vagina is talking i cant
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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