absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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