I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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