I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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