I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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