Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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