im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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