Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!