we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die