we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
These tits shall not be calmed
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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