Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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