i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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