U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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