sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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