all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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