I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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