Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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