it hurts more in the daytime
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The air taste purple.
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