I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
