Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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