Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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