Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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