What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT