You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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