:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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