we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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