yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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