I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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