This girl is more easily done than said...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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