He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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