vagina is talking i cant
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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