I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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