I cockslap morals
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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