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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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