Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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