it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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