Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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