my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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