so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love having hate sex.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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